Fuck the Milkman

You always know that when a character in fiction says something like “Nothing could go wrong for me” that they’re basically inviting disaster into their lives and the audience knows that some kind of shit is going to go down. I love the different titles for the story and the name “Steve Stevenson,” it’s so ridiculous. I don’t think that anyone in this age would forgive their fiancee for cheating on them with their dumbass milkman so this character must be a really nice guy. I really liked the story in how the author makes despair funny but the story seems incomplete. I’d love to find out how the protagonist moved on and got back on his feet and how he eventually forgave his ex-fiancee and the milkman, I’m hoping for a part two.